Matt Venick
I suck at hockey. I'm not being modest, I'm being honest. I love to watch hockey, but I know very little about the rules (and I'm not a die-hard). I can't even skate! (Yes, I'm a very bad Canadian).
My experience is limited to drunk indoor floor hockey at university (with plastic blades), and the Fall 2010 CBHK season (Big Black COCK!)
But, I've got chutzpah (that's right, chutzpah). I'm not a quitter. As long as you speak in plain English, and give me constant feedback, I'll take it to heart and do my best!
My experience is limited to drunk indoor floor hockey at university (with plastic blades), and the Fall 2010 CBHK season (Big Black COCK!)
But, I've got chutzpah (that's right, chutzpah). I'm not a quitter. As long as you speak in plain English, and give me constant feedback, I'll take it to heart and do my best!
| Season | Team | Regular | Playoff | Total | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G | A | Pts | PIM | G | A | Pts | PIM | G | A | Pts | PIM | ||
| 2010 Fall | Big Rock Black Ambers | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 2011 Spring | Big Rock Black Ambers | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2011 Fall | Dillinger's Dudes | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Total | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0 | |