Thomas Farrell, II
An over the hill out of shape loudmouth hack who plays dirty but keeps it on the down-low. Am a decent third liner utility player with little to no coordination. While many consider me to be a shit-stirring anarchist, the truth is far from afield that I firmly believe in peaceful protest (satyagraha). Self proclaimed Deadhead, atheist, hippie spiritualist who believes that world peace is just around the corner and will begin with the unification of both Koreas. People who know me well consider me to be a professional bullshit artist because of my ability to spin the narrow minded into believing the most illogical and irrational of facts, opinions and stories. From Michigan, Illinois, Minnesota, Florida, South Dakota and the known universe. Die Hard Red Wings, Tigers, sCrUBS, Packers and U of Michigan fan. Rarely drinks beer on Sundays and probably will not be drinking during games (like hell!).
| Season | Team | Regular | Playoff | Total | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G | A | Pts | PIM | G | A | Pts | PIM | G | A | Pts | PIM | ||
| 2011 Spring | The Black Shaft Revelations | 5 | 5 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 3 |
| 2012 Fall | Beer O'Clock Red Army | 0 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 2013 Spring | Scrooge Pub Regulators | 0 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 2013 Fall | Beer O'Clock Red Army | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 2014 Spring | Phillies Privateers | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 |
| 2014 Fall | Mighty Drunks of Yaletown | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 |
| 2015 Spring | B & B Fightin' Dokdos | 2 | 9 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 0 |
| 2015 Fall | Hollywood Spartans | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0 |
| 2016 Spring | JR's Gentlemen | 2 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
| 2016 Fall | BOC Happy Hour Heroes | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| 2017 Spring | Route 66 Freedom | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
| 2017 Fall | The BNB Hustle | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 |
| 2018 Spring | JR Pub Playboyz | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| 2018 Fall | Phillies Space Force | 0 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| Total | 19 | 43 | 62 | 57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 43 | 62 | 57 | |